It’s been too long since I’ve posted here, too long.
Oh well that being said what is on my mind today is dread, dread of Summer not only because of the insufferable heat here but because it’s that time of year where it’s all about how to get a bikini body.
Ohhhhhh dear Lord spare me!

Please don’t let it be Valerie Bertinelli in a bikini again… I don’t care about How She Did It, how she or whoever else accomplished The Dream & is now living amongst the gods of thinness.
“Oh I only eat steamed vegetables & salads & only meat that’s been grilled! And my trainer (they always have several damn trainers) is soooooo great he\she teaches me how to eat (aren’t we supposed to let our bodies choose what we eat?). Oh! Being thin & pretty has made my life so great!”

I don’t really want to look like I’m made of ticky-tacky.
“All made of ticky-tacky, and they all look the same.”

That ends my steamed-rant.